Skizzetag

As our first year of Skizzetag comes to a close, we now have a chance to extrapolate certain data from our rigorous market research on you, the consumer. We have, in fact, learned a great deal from 2008.

We've learned that genetically modified carrots scream when hooked to powerful electrical currents.

We've learned that alien squids are more popular than alien turtles.

We've learned that Skizzetag consumers may wait until the last minute, but always come through in the end.

On a personal note, I, Otto Germain, CEO of Depot-13 and its related affiliates, would like to thank each and every Skizzetag consumer for their use of our product in 2008. All of us here at Depot-13 are looking forward to the new series of invasive tests we have scheduled for 2009, and we hope you are, too!

Skizzetag, inserting things into your brain since 2008.

Skizzetag's theme for December will be consumer testimonials. That is to say, I'm looking for fan art from the readers. Pick any of the previous monthly themes and do some art based on it, and if you are so inclined, also provide a blurb about your own experience using this fine product. The blurb can be positive ("Skizzetag helped reduce my cholesterol while it freshened my breath!") or negative ("Skizzetag paralyzed the left side of my face!"), just be creative with it! Full credit will be given to the artists, naturally, and links to their own works. If you are interested in doing Skizzetag fan art, email the following to otto@depot13.com

Your art (mention which month it is based on, if it isn't obvious)
Your name or alias
Your written statement about Skizzetag, if any
Your website(s) URL

Images which appear in Skizzetag never exceed 582 x 900. I will resize the images and add the usual Skizzetag rough edges to the images as needed, so don't stress it. I appreciate every piece of fan art I get, and will do my best to ensure every piece gets seen.

So what are you waiting for? Get crackin'!

For December, I was thinking it would be fun to have a month where all the art is fan submitted. If anyone would be interested in doing art for Skizzetag, sign off here. If I get enough people who are interested, we can make this work. I'm not sure about the theme yet, either, so if anybody have any clever ideas, shout 'em out.

All of us here at Depot-13 would like to extend our most genuine gratitude to Warlin, whose generous donation and continued use of our products has furthered our market research by leaps and bounds. Support from consumers like Warlin ensures that our ultimate goal of complete global market saturation will one day become a reality!

Yes, Skizzetag, the brand name which has become synonymous with quality, integrity, and vegetable-based crimes against nature! Skizzetag, bringing you new and exciting products from all of tomorrow's leading companies! Skizzetag, the unstoppable juggernaut of the industrial age!

Skizzetag... ask for it by name!


Daily recommended dosage is one image per day, to be taken directly through the ocular organs. Links between Skizzetag and gigantism have not been conclusively proven. Some consumers may experience brief periods of confusion, paranoia, and mild to severe convulsions. If any or all of these symptoms occur, discontinue use of Skizzetag immediately and treat with a more traditional internet-based sequential art format until symptoms subside.

Congratulations, consumer! Your Depot-13 certified visual stimulant prescription has been approved. Insert one image into your ocular receptors daily for best results.

If swelling or bleeding of the ocular receptors occurs, discontinue use of product and consult your Depot-13 certified medical technician immediately.