Skizzetag

Last December I asked for a month full of art from you, the Skizzetag consumers. And you delivered! Due to the success of last year's experiments, we are pleased to announce that we will be repeating Consumer Testimonial month again this December!

Interested in participating? It's simple! Just choose any of the monthly themes previously covered in Skizzetag and do some art based on it. It doesn't have to be fancy, it just has to be done by you, the consumer! You may include with your skizze a brief testimonial about your experiences with our fine products ("Thanks to Skizzetag, I can go out in public again!" or "Although affordable, Skizzetag gave me long term neurological damage!").

Naturally, full credit will be given to the artists, and links provided to their own creative works. Images in Skizzetag never exceed 582x900 pixels, so I will resize images as needed. Do not worry about the rough edges, our trained specialists will handle it free of charge!

Email your creations to otto@depot13.com along with the following information:

The monthly theme your art is based on
Your name or alias
Your testimonial about Skizzetag, if any
Your website(s) URL


For a full list of the relevant monthly themes, visit this forum thread: http://smackjeeves.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1770&start=0

To further fund another year of Skizzetag, we present the Skizzetag 2008 Poster. This series of hand-selected images has been arranged in no particular order, in blatant disregard for sequential occurrence. With no sense of context or reason, this highly concentrated dosage of Skizzetag will be one of the most inherently random objects you've ever owned. Whether you want to challenge a friend's grasp on reality, or plumb the inner depths of your own subconscious, Skizzetag is the brand name you can trust!

Profits generated from this highly affordable 23x35 poster will go directly into Skizzetag and related projects.
(Preview pic of poster)

As our first year of Skizzetag comes to a close, we now have a chance to extrapolate certain data from our rigorous market research on you, the consumer. We have, in fact, learned a great deal from 2008.

We've learned that genetically modified carrots scream when hooked to powerful electrical currents.

We've learned that alien squids are more popular than alien turtles.

We've learned that Skizzetag consumers may wait until the last minute, but always come through in the end.

On a personal note, I, Otto Germain, CEO of Depot-13 and its related affiliates, would like to thank each and every Skizzetag consumer for their use of our product in 2008. All of us here at Depot-13 are looking forward to the new series of invasive tests we have scheduled for 2009, and we hope you are, too!

Skizzetag, inserting things into your brain since 2008.

Skizzetag's theme for December will be consumer testimonials. That is to say, I'm looking for fan art from the readers. Pick any of the previous monthly themes and do some art based on it, and if you are so inclined, also provide a blurb about your own experience using this fine product. The blurb can be positive ("Skizzetag helped reduce my cholesterol while it freshened my breath!") or negative ("Skizzetag paralyzed the left side of my face!"), just be creative with it! Full credit will be given to the artists, naturally, and links to their own works. If you are interested in doing Skizzetag fan art, email the following to otto@depot13.com

Your art (mention which month it is based on, if it isn't obvious)
Your name or alias
Your written statement about Skizzetag, if any
Your website(s) URL

Images which appear in Skizzetag never exceed 582 x 900. I will resize the images and add the usual Skizzetag rough edges to the images as needed, so don't stress it. I appreciate every piece of fan art I get, and will do my best to ensure every piece gets seen.

So what are you waiting for? Get crackin'!

For December, I was thinking it would be fun to have a month where all the art is fan submitted. If anyone would be interested in doing art for Skizzetag, sign off here. If I get enough people who are interested, we can make this work. I'm not sure about the theme yet, either, so if anybody have any clever ideas, shout 'em out.

All of us here at Depot-13 would like to extend our most genuine gratitude to Warlin, whose generous donation and continued use of our products has furthered our market research by leaps and bounds. Support from consumers like Warlin ensures that our ultimate goal of complete global market saturation will one day become a reality!

Yes, Skizzetag, the brand name which has become synonymous with quality, integrity, and vegetable-based crimes against nature! Skizzetag, bringing you new and exciting products from all of tomorrow's leading companies! Skizzetag, the unstoppable juggernaut of the industrial age!

Skizzetag... ask for it by name!


Daily recommended dosage is one image per day, to be taken directly through the ocular organs. Links between Skizzetag and gigantism have not been conclusively proven. Some consumers may experience brief periods of confusion, paranoia, and mild to severe convulsions. If any or all of these symptoms occur, discontinue use of Skizzetag immediately and treat with a more traditional internet-based sequential art format until symptoms subside.

Congratulations, consumer! Your Depot-13 certified visual stimulant prescription has been approved. Insert one image into your ocular receptors daily for best results.

If swelling or bleeding of the ocular receptors occurs, discontinue use of product and consult your Depot-13 certified medical technician immediately.