Babel Industries would like to take this moment to remind you that resisting an active Motivator unit is against company policy and may result in the termination of any or all biological functions and severance of employee benefits.
Babel Industries is not responsible for damage to personal property or persons caused by this product. Warranty null and void once unit is activated. In the event of a malfunction, remain calm and refrain from sudden movements until a certified Babel Industries technician can be contacted.
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A negotiation aid... I could use one of those.
Babel Industries would like to take this moment to remind you that resisting an active Motivator unit is against company policy and may result in the termination of any or all biological functions and severance of employee benefits.
LOL...i may have to avoid these things!
Negotiation aid my ass, that's a gun. lol
I need to get one of those for next time I go to buy stuff. Hehehe, free stuff.