03 Mar 2008 08:28 pm
Skizzetag!
Yes, Skizzetag, the brand name which has become synonymous with quality, integrity, and vegetable-based crimes against nature! Skizzetag, bringing you new and exciting products from all of tomorrow's leading companies! Skizzetag, the unstoppable juggernaut of the industrial age!
Skizzetag... ask for it by name!
Daily recommended dosage is one image per day, to be taken directly through the ocular organs. Links between Skizzetag and gigantism have not been conclusively proven. Some consumers may experience brief periods of confusion, paranoia, and mild to severe convulsions. If any or all of these symptoms occur, discontinue use of Skizzetag immediately and treat with a more traditional internet-based sequential art format until symptoms subside.