As our first year of Skizzetag comes to a close, we now have a chance to extrapolate certain data from our rigorous market research on you, the consumer. We have, in fact, learned a great deal from 2008.

We've learned that genetically modified carrots scream when hooked to powerful electrical currents.

We've learned that alien squids are more popular than alien turtles.

We've learned that Skizzetag consumers may wait until the last minute, but always come through in the end.

On a personal note, I, Otto Germain, CEO of Depot-13 and its related affiliates, would like to thank each and every Skizzetag consumer for their use of our product in 2008. All of us here at Depot-13 are looking forward to the new series of invasive tests we have scheduled for 2009, and we hope you are, too!

Skizzetag, inserting things into your brain since 2008.